The history behind fiddy and his infamous Aunt Irene
If you hang out on dalnet's ircbar, then you have probably come across me in one form or another. I have been around the bar since 1995, through several iterations of founders and am still hanging in there. The website for ircbar is www.ircbar.com and then there is www.ircbra.com . Beginning when I turnd 46, I changed my nick to _46_, then every year on my birthday would renick_47_, _48_, _49_, _50_, _51_, then _52_. One of the ircbar regulars (Dekon) dubbed me fiddy, and it stuck, so I should be good to go for a nickname for several more years.
I have been asked by many people , "How is your dear, old, sweet Aunt Irene doing these days?" and so I thought that I would add a little update on her on this site.
My Aunt Irene started out by working the streets in Peoria, IL many years ago. Times were rough and the weather was cold. She used to perform oral sex on several gentleman first thing in the morning for free, just to get something warm on her stomach.
It wasn't long before she was arrested for prostitution, but she beat the wrap by explaining to the judge that she was NOT a prostitute, she was a substitute. She only worked on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Aunt Irene finally decided to get in off the street, so she opened a bordello on the ground floor of a building where there was already a house of ill repute on the second floor above her. She had to run the place by hand until she could get the operation going and could afford to hire some other girls. But, with the other cat house upstairs she said that there was just too much fucking overhead, so she had to move.
She was asked once if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz and she replied, "Yeah, and it hurt like hell!" That was before she started hotwaxing.
She has had several legal problems over the years. Once she got cross-wise of the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) when she was putting alum and honey in the girl's douche water ("It made it sweeter for the eater and neater for the peter.") She was using way too much alum, and the girls were in the habit of dumping the douche water off the back porch. That's when the problem with the EPA came along. The douche water had shrunk the back fence right up to the front sidewalk.
Aunt Irene has a little poodle dog named Tiz. One morning when she opened the front door to check on the mail, the little dog ran out the door and up the street. Irene was dressed only in a flimsy neglige and some fuzzy scuff houseshoes. She strolled up the street in hot pursuit of her dog calling out "Here Tiz, here Tiz!" The police arrested her for solicitation
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